My Four Jokes

Here are the four jokes I have thought up in my lifetime,
so far
:


  • Age 7 . . .
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was too far to go around the road.
  • Age 15 . . .
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  • Age 20 . . .
    What did the man in the orthopedic shoes say?
    I stand corrected.

  • Age 64 . . .
    Who is the only switch hitter in football?
    Adrian Peterson

Hmm. A bit of a drought between the third and fourth ones.

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